biobituary

                                the easy yolk to bear_ mother once said - "son, you think too much," to which i replied, "don't you think about your feelings?"

                                               brandon heath tart, age 3, enters preschool, age 5, kindergarten (falls in love with drawing), age 8, begins                                                                    landscaping with bio-logical father, age 14 (still landscaping, bio-logical father exclaims artists starve) quits art,                                                          age 21, begins formal theological studies, age 24, returns to kindergarten (discovers his inner 5 year old, begins                                                          drawing for the love of it), age 25, begins work on BFA (sculpture) age 28, earns BFA, moves to estonia (works                                                            as a bronze foundry artist in tallinn, estonia), age 30, returns stateside (teaches high school art 1.5 years), resigns,                                                        moves back to estonia (carves stone on the estonian island of saaremaa in the baltic sea), age 34, returns stateside,                                                  age 37, earns masters degree, and Other things.  today is october 26, 2077:  bhtART is dead.......